Online Technical Canyoneering Resource for Utah Slots, the Colorado Plateau and Beyond
Cedar Mesa, Capitol Reef, Escalante, Dirty Devil, Glen Canyon, Moab, North Wash, San Rafael, & Zion

 
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zion
  fat man's misery

 
Class:
  3B III-IV
Ethic:
  Hazy; tends towards Sport but the bolted anchors are old and possibly dangerous. Best treated like a Clean canyon.
USGS 7.5" Quadrangle:
  Springdale East, UT / The Barracks, UT
Rappels:
  6
Max. Rappel Length:
 

60'

Distance:
  8 miles
Typical Time:
  8 hours
Fastest Time:
  unknown
Preferred Season:
  Spring or Fall - the approach and exit redefine "misery" in the summer.
Shuttle:
  No
Permitted:
  No
Drinking Water:
  Treatable water is available at the end of the canyon before exiting for the hike back.
Additional Gear:
  Wetsuits recommended, drysuits may not be a bad idea in cold weather.
Driving Directions:
  From the Zion National Park Visitor Center: Drive east on Highway 9 through the first big tunnel; after exiting the second smaller tunnel, proceed an additional 3.2 miles and park. You will be heading up the obvious canyon just west of Checkerboard Mesa. If coming from the East Entrance to the Park, drive .75 miles west to the same point.
Links:
  Tom's Utah Canyoneering Guide
Map:
  download
Comments:
  Challenging navigation - good map & compass skills are a plus. The approach and exit can be very hot, making this a good choice for fall and spring. Beware of manky old bolts, think twice before trusting your life to them. A good place to practice your natural anchor skills, which might be safer than using the bolts. Detailed navigational beta also available here.
GPS Park:
(NAD83/WGS84 Datum)
  MY02 37°13'36" N, 112°53'05" W Parking
GPS Trailhead:
  MY01 37°12'18" N, 112°52'22" W (Approach/exit fork)
GPS Canyon Head:
  MY03 37°12'12" N, 112°51'48" W
GPS Canyon Mouth:
  MY00 37°10'55" N, 112°51'51" W Misery Falls
GPS Shuttle:
  n/a
 
 
 
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